Be Careful What You Google For!

I really did. I did what only a true narcissist would do and iIplaced some keywords in hoping to see some dirt on myself.

What I found totally rocked my world.

Oh about 18 years ago I was an aspiring rapper. I used to sit and write pages and pages of rhymes. All my rhymes started in the same way. I was an avid fan of the 2 Roxannes(remember the beef). Wanted to be like the Cookie Crew, she rockers and salt n pepa. I just wanted to be the new Monie Love.

Back then there used to be a radio show on Monday nights where you could call in with your rap. One night I got through. I spat my rhyme on air and i won! I was totally shocked. I thought I was good but I didnt know I was “that” good…..It just so happned that there was a TV program on the BBC that was loking for  rappers and they invited me to be on t he show.. My mom said i could so began my one and only claim to fame as Lady Rockski. Dont ask me why I chose that name. I used to be Lady D and Bremmer D. i think I thought Lady Rockski sounded tough..lol…Anyways i went into the radio studio and performed my lil rap over the cookie crews instrumental and a  star was born.

When I googled myself the other day..i found the video on Youtube.

I never laughed so hard in my life.lol.There I was in full 1980’s glory.With the hair in rollo mode. A tracksuit that i thought was bad   and sneakers that h ad seen better days. dont laught. 

I was the chick who wanted to have a Volkswagan sign so bad that she stole a Ford sign instead. Ford?lol.if you remember the Beastie Boys you remember how you were dressing…lol.

I was the sad wannabe version of a rapper.

Anywaasys I saw the vidoe and i almost wet myself with laughter.God i sounded soooooooo posh. i was the black lady Diana…..boy have i changed since then lol.

Anyways i sent the link to a few of my good friends and they had a wonderful time laughing at my expense..lol..and I was happy to be the object of their amusement.

After all at least I have proof that i was intelligent at 15, proof that i had    terrible hair and bad skin but proof that at 15..I really was on the  box…No i wont be linking the video here….im way too sensitive for that plus it will blow my anonymity..but it was fun…..

BUT I tell you what be real careful what you google for..you never know what will come  up in the results…